Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
Some professions
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Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Emacs acronyms
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Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...