Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Investigating a terrible accident
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...