One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
The Christmas airport
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Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
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100 Buckets of Bits
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