A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Please describe him
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Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
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A guide to walking tigers
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