Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...