Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!