Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Physiotherapist and the Golfer
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...