Lawyer, police man, doctor
3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...