Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch…
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...