What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...