Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...