Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
The World’s Worst Joke!
…’Well, it wasn’t that tragic. Soon after that, I started seeing another man who...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
A horse and a rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a...
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
The Wolf Man…HOWL!
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...