Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
The tradition at weddings
|A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...