Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Easter Quiz
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Keep that a secret
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...