Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Mens Endowments
God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...