The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...