Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...