One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
White House Ghosts
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Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
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Worm your way out of that one!
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Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...