Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Going Down French Style!
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
A novel idea
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...