Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...