How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Men vs. Women
Men vs. Women Men and women are not alike. Sure, you thought you already...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...