Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
Don’t Be Sexist!
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The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.