The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...