Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids
|A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...