Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...