The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...