Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...