I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Why it’s great to be a man!
Reasons why it’s great to be a man:Your butt is never a factor in...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Women – Ways To Drive Men Crazy!
50 Things Women Would Do To Drive Men Crazy…1. Do not say what you...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...