A couple of geezers were sitting…
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Quotes of Yogi Berra
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Hoppalong Cassidy!
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Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Make me a better musician
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Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...
Wife isn’t in the car
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The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
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Preparation for Parenthood
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