Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...