The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Ready for Parenting? Find out!
Here’s a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...