Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...