Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
If Microsoft built cars
|Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model...