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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
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Ode to spell checkers
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The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...