Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
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Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.