I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
The amazing golf ball
|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...