M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a personal...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...