Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...