Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes
|Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America....
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...