What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
True stupid stories 01
Really Stupid People Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...