Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...