Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Some of life’s truisms.
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...