A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...