This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...