Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...