Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...