How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...