The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...