pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...