A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in...
Competition of a nation
|The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...